Monday, April 7, 2008

BENGALURU Vs INDIA











































































Category


Rest
ofIndia


Bangalore



Foot
path



For
pedestrians



For
two-wheelers



Autos



Run
on Petrol/CNG



Run
on Kerosene

/LPG



Places
where you can fill petrol/Diesel



Petrol
Pumps



Petrol
Bunks (or Banks)



How
do cops stop your vehicle



Wave
hand



Stand
in front of the moving vehicle



Bribe
paid to police if caught without documents



100
Fixed rate



100
normally, 200 or more if you are an IT/Call centre guy.



Worst
Enemy



Pakistan



TamilNadu



Most
Hated person



Pervez
Musharraf



Deve
Gowda



Reasons
for rioting



Religion/
sacking of cricket player



Water



Favourite
pastime of residents



Discussing
why politicians suck/ why Sourav was dropped?.



Counting
potholes



Front
Page news



How
their undercover reporters exposed MP's.(Note: Bury the story if your
channel/newspaper doesn't have the exclusive).



Reporting
number of Potholes especially ones that lie in the way of Mr. Narayan
Murthy/ The Prasad Biddappa(who is he?) summer/winter/ monsoon fashion
tips.



What
News Paper editorials talk about



Is
dropping Ganguly good or bad for Indian cricket?.



How
closing pubs at 11 affect the IT industry.





English
Spoken



With
regional accent



With
California / New York accent.



Languages
Spoken



Hindi/English/
Regional



Every
language on the planet.



Reasons
for traffic Jams



Cows
on the road



Flyover
construction/ VIP visiting Infosys/ Infosys buses



Land
grabbers



Mafia/Politicians



Software
Firms



Historical
Sites



Statues/
Buildings/ Temples



Half
constructed Flyovers.



Frequent
Complaints about Govt Departments



Corrupt/
Lazy etc



Don't
have websites, Emails bounce




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